So the “nesting instinct” is this supposed universal response to clean and prepare everything for the arrival of your unborn child. It’s supposed to get more intense as the birth draws nearer.Yeah, I get lazier as the birth draws nearer. I just sit...
So I’ve broken down my last month of pregnancy with Olivia so that I can convince myself there will be some sort of predictability with this one.At 36 weeks, I was 1 cm dilated.At 37 weeks, I was 3 cm dilated, 75% effaced, and her head was at -1.At 38 weeks, I...
So during Olivia’s bath tonight, she successfully doused the Daddy’s pants with buckets-full of water. After several minutes, he realized his black leather wallet was in the pocket which was most wet. So he responsibly took it out and wiped it dry on the...
It’s not a normal dozen. It’s not a baker’s dozen. It’s a Zapf dozen. Yep. I made blueberry muffins from scratch. Followed the recipe religiously*. Whereas the recipe said the yield would be a full dozen (that’s 12), mine was a Zapf dozen...