(Benjamin comes out in jeans on a day where the high is over 80 degrees)

Me: Benjamin, it’s too hot for jeans, go put shorts on.

Benjamin: No!

Me: Yes!  It’s too hot for jeans!  You need shorts!

Benjamin: No!

Me: (thinking: I am NOT washing those jeans AND shorts when he realizes how hot it is outside later and wants to change!) Yes!  Why do you want to wear pants when it is so hot outside?

Benjamin: Shorts make me hot!

Me: No, shorts are cooler than pants!  There’s less material!  You’re wearing less!  The less you wear, the cooler you are!

Benjamin: No!  Shorts make me hot!

Me: No, sweetheart, shorts do not make you hot!  Why do you say this?

Benjamin:  I am always hot in shorts!

(Pause)

Me:  Oooooooooooh.  Honey, you are always hot in shorts because I always make you wear shorts when it’s hot out!  It is the weather that makes you hot!  You’d be even HOTTER in pants!  Now GO PUT SHORTS ON!

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Have you gotten inside the head of a three-year-old lately?  Had a rare moment when you actually understood their logic?  You just can’t help but smile when it all clicks and you realize the reason behind the insanity.