When Josh asked me where my paints were, I became a bit curious. Within minutes, I walked into the kitchen to find this: Turns out The Daddy had felt the drive to decorate a certain gourd we had picked up from the pumpkin patch a week ago. Having run out of gourds,...
Better question: Where’s my new laptop?! Answer: Sent back to HP. And without it, I don’t do much on the computer. Our only computer left during the day is in the back bedroom and as slow as molasses in January – to quote my Grandmother out of...
(preg-?-?no?i-?): a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of pregnancy. Symptoms include heartburn, nauseau, and exhaustion. In the worst case scenario, this may last up to two weeks. Preferably, it will last nine months.
They can now be employed as dairy cows. You know, so the dairy cows can have a break. At least one Swiss restaurant has developed a new, innovative idea of using breastmilk in their soups, stews, and sauces. They buy the milk from donors. I wonder what the going...
I haven’t written about potty-training in awhile. Because whenever I write or talk about something my child has done that really excites me, they never do it again. At one time, I was able to put an infant Benjamin down in his crib, still mildly awake. When he...
