my school’s fall festival is nov. 4 and i’m supposed to be all renaissancy. that’s like a LOT of work, since the stupid renaissance women had to wear such dumb fancy clothing. why couldn’t they have worn jeans and a hoodie? maybe 500 years from...
i got an apple pie candle. i highly recommend them. so when you’re all full on frozen pizzas, you can light an apple pie candle instead of cramming yourself fuller with strawberry ice cream. just light up a pie candle and inhale the calories. it doesn’t...
i have to be the most horrible blogger ever. worse than those who blog every little movement they make… i am the blogger who forgets she has a blog. but that was because i didn’t have a desktop, but rather a laptop that i had to take the time to set up...
i’ve been collecting some stories and it’s high time i shared them with the world. i have six three-year-old boys. for their privacy, i will call them billy bob, jimmy joe, abdul, john, paul, and ringo. billy bob doesn’t like to color in the lines,...
i have 6 gmail invites. i have no clue what to do with them. does anybody out there want one? are they still in high demand? should i sell them on ebay? or should i set up my own competition right here and now? hehe. competition. tell me why you deserve my gmail...
