Jesus v. The Shark

So recently, I started to get concerned that perhaps Benjamin thinks Christmas is only for Snobrods and other such luxuries we won’t let him get from the Wal-Mart check-out lane. (Or Meijer.  Or Target.  Or Amazon.com) (Yes, he frequently requests that we search...

For Those Of You Who Love Veggie Tales. And Are Addicted To The Office.

You will laugh. You will cry. Because you are laughing SO HARD. Enjoy! And on a more serious note, a ballad on the Jim/Pam romance:

They’re Conspiring Against Me

Olivia: Watch Veggie Tales now? Me: No, let’s watch it later, when Michael (the boy I watch) is grumpy. Michael: [Starts screaming] Olivia: Michael grumpy now!

So The Kitchen Just Exploded

My head is spinning, my knees are weak, and my hands can’t stop shaking. I feel as though I just ran a mile. Or five. How many calories does one really good adrenaline burst burn anyway? Where to start… We were in Olivia’s room. Reading books. I...

We Have A Nemesis

Bad squirrel. Bad. In all fairness, though, Olivia did leave her babydoll outside. For many hours. With bread stuffed in her mouth.