A Tea Cup, A Sock, And … And … There Was One More…

And, because potty training is FUNNY, here are a few stories from the past few days. … … … … … … … … Over Josh’s spring break, we went to visit his family in Missouri. They have new carpet. Olivia is potty...

No, Squirrel, NO!

We have a squirrel. Olivia is quite fond of the squirrel. She insists we feed the squirrel. And that the squirrel has his own bowl. Hello, Squirrel! We have a pumpkin. Josh is quite fond of the pumpkin. He picked it out himself. And he carved it himself. Hello...

“I Told You So”

Is it poor form for a wife to say this to her husband? Or just if she says it every time she should. Something I find myself telling Josh over and over is this: “Make sure there is a clean diaper underneath the baby before you take off the messy one.” Josh...

We Cannot Be Trusted With Library DVD’s

Just a little over a month ago, we had to replace a broken Veggie Tales. Two weekends we went home for a friend’s wedding. We went well-stocked with Veggie Tales from the library. We left one in Grandma’s DVD player. But it’s okay. She mailed it to...

Job Offer

Wanted: Patient, loving, kind, patient, mobile person. Must love babies. Must love walking. Must love holding babies while walking. Will pay extra for gentle bouncing when baby will not settle for mere walking motion. Conversational skills with a moderately crazy...