Don’t Microwave Tostadas

They make your house smell like burning. For days. Yesterday was Leftover Day. Fridays always are. Josh decides he wants tacos. We only have tostadas. He takes the meat out of the fridge; I hand him the tostadas. I turn around to pick out my dinner and he asks,...

Guys and Their Furniture

I just don’t get it. Let me explain our furniture situation: We have one pull-out sofa and one loveseat. The pull-out has mold on the mattress ever since it spent last summer in storage. And let’s not forget it was designed to be in-style in the height of...

Wipe Your Feet

So I was playing outside on the balcony with my new tea set and water (my favoritest toy of all because of its mess potential). The balcony floor boards were all wet – I don’t know how that happened. I came inside to get a refill (somehow my water...